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  • December
    27

    I was sitting in this mogul’s house. My brother was there, and they were having lunch. It was real nice, going down to the beach and everything. And then we see this woman walking on the beach. It’s Diana Ross. I ran down there and got her.

    So now we’re sitting in this room. Diana Ross is sitting with Eddie in the mogul’s section. I’m with some common folk on the other side. We’re talking, having fun. One guy happens to use the f-word. And Diana Ross comes all the way across the room and says,

    “Excuse me, I don’t know who you gentlemen are, but I don’t tolerate any profanity in my vicinity.”

    Now we’re not at Diana Ross’s house. We’re in another house. We don’t work for her. That’s what we’re all thinking. And one guy goes, “Fuck you, Diana.” She was stunned. Her face, it looked like pieces of it were falling off.

    No one was sorry. Because what sticks out in this story for me is: Why are people kissing Diana Ross’s ass? Is she God? No. She sang on some records and did a good job! I give her props. But that doesn’t make you more of an adult than me. That doesn’t give you any more rights than me. Being your fan is optional. If you forget that, because everybody’s been blowing sunshine up your ass, you’re putting yourself in the position to take a fall. That’s the moral of the story. Always stay humble. It’s the only way you can’t get humiliated.

    Charlie Murphy, Actor and Comedian, in the Jan 2012 issue of Esquire Magazine (via keepsdiary)

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  • December
    27

    requiemforadreamer-:

    my pizza ritual

    (via suchisthis)

  • December
    11
    Sammie’s gimme bacon face

    Sammie’s gimme bacon face

  • October
    27
    v3l3nomortale: Gustav Doré

    v3l3nomortale:

    Gustav Doré

    (Source: v3l3nomortale, via absurdlakefront)

  • October
    26
    Had the most refreshing talk with my friend josh today. Like real talk 101 no sugarcoating no filters and no bullshit. I love when I don’t have to pretend..that shits exhausting. And we all fucking do it everyday, why?

    Had the most refreshing talk with my friend josh today. Like real talk 101 no sugarcoating no filters and no bullshit. I love when I don’t have to pretend..that shits exhausting. And we all fucking do it everyday, why?

  • October
    19
    i got a new belgian waffle maker, and i stumbled upon this gem while shopping for waffle mix. its a $3.98 can of pressurized waffle batter, and you use it as you would a whipped cream can. no mixing or cleaning, and one can makes approx. 4 belgian waffles. needless to say it made getting stoned and making waffles that much easier. and it’s organic for those of you who care about that shit.

    i got a new belgian waffle maker, and i stumbled upon this gem while shopping for waffle mix.

    its a $3.98 can of pressurized waffle batter, and you use it as you would a whipped cream can. no mixing or cleaning, and one can makes approx. 4 belgian waffles. needless to say it made getting stoned and making waffles that much easier. and it’s organic for those of you who care about that shit.

  • October
    13

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  • October
    11

    trying to get a girl back? Burn her a cd with this track listing

    1. Soothe- The Smashing Pumpkins
    2. My Girl-The Temptations
    3. When A Man Loves A Woman-Percy Sledge
    4. Love Of My Life-Eligh
    5. Isn’t She Lovely-Stevie Wonder
    6. Whir-The Smashing Pumpkins
    7. Crush-The Smashing Pumpkins
    8. When I’m A Dad-Eligh
    9. Disarm-The Smashing Pumpkins
    10. Ain’t No Mountain High Enough-Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell
    11.Wish I Would-Eligh
    12. To Forgive-The Smashing Pumpkins
    13. Stand By Me-Ben E. King
    14. Landslide (Fleetwood Mac cover)-The Smashing Pumpkins
    15. Mayonaise-The Smashing Pumpkins
    16. Build Me Up Buttercup-The Foundations
    17. Stuck With You-Eligh
    18. Galapogos-The Smashing Pumpkins
    19. The Melody-The Left
    20. Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe-Barry White
    21.Luna-The Smashing Pumpkins
    22.Let’s Get It On-Marvin Gaye
    23.Desperation-The Left
    24.Caged Birds-The Left featuring Finale
    25.Homage-Apollo Brown featuring Frank West

    Got this gorgeous/poetic/chilling/cheesy mix in the mail today from my ex. It’s doing a damn good job of tugging at my heart strings, especially Tracks 8 & 9.
    And to the hip-hop aficionados out there, get on Eligh, you won’t look back.

  • September
    7

    If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It is lethal.

    Paulo Coelho (via Lena)

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  • August
    11
    sammie girl

    sammie girl

  • June
    23

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  • May
    13

    At my middle school, it was mandatory to go to church twice a week…then on Sundays my parents would take me a third time. That’s too much fuckin Jesus..

    boyfran

  • May
    3

    I don’t like work—no man does—but I like what is in the work—the chance to find yourself. Your own reality—for yourself, not for others—what no other man can ever know. They can only see the mere show, and never can tell what it really means.

    Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness (via liquidnight)

    (Source: liquidnight, via mudwerks)

  • April
    15

    When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.

    God, Futurama

  • February
    25

    l’adventure comm e n c e